Lyrics

Insurance Plan
(c)2019 Jud Caswell (Alderdown Songs, ASCAP)

Today's our day to walk down the aisle
With a tearful eye and a joyful smile
I'm gonna put this ring upon your hand
So I can put you on my insurance plan

Our long engagement has amused our friends
And annoyed our families, still it had to end
So we called the preacher to save the day
And we called the office to change the co-pay

On the insurance plan, insurance plan
Make a husband and a wife out of a woman and a man
You won't need to check your checkbook
When you schedule your exam
Once I put you on my insurance plan

Because nothing in the world can make a love more indestructible
Than a policy with dental and a reasonable deductible

Insurance plan, insurance plan,
Make a husband and a wife out of a woman and a man
And when you want to start a family
Call the OBGYN
And have her send the tab to my insurance plan.